February 2012
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how not to get in my pants
be cocky
never smile
call me a “chick”
be ignorant
be close-minded
use the words “fag”, the n-word, “swag”, or any racial/politically incorrect slur
have bad hair
and ugly hands
forget my name after five minutes
grab at me
have bad breath
poke me
interrupt me every five seconds
call me “cute”
have a limited vocabulary
burp a lot
...
I like to fuck.
God forbid I have confidence in that aspect.
Radiohead - Jigsaw Falling Into Place (Scotch...
“Make the enemy live up to their own book of rules.”
– #Anonymous (via abby-mc)
I'm so horny it's stupid.
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