Apple Cocaine: Archive

sasssquatch asked: donut flavored vodak might be gag inducing

but doesnt donut flavored ice cream sound AMAZING

Dec 31st

“Everyone has three lives: a public life, a private life, and a secret life.”

– Gabriel García Márquez (via kari-shma)

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Me: Mom are you still gunna make those meatballs? Mom: If you want me to I will. Are you sure you’ll eat all of them? Me: Yeah I’ll eat em! I’ll eat the shit out of those meaty bitches! Mom: Word.

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2010 sucked because:

got dumped via text message moved into government housing had to give all my pets away had to start getting food from food shelf my dad’s girlfriend went especially psycho I got diagnosed with more fun stuff Lady GaGa didn’t go away certain fans of a certain fantasy movie got particularly obsessive no one changed for the better

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2010 was good because:

I finally got to meet Mitch Lucker *dies* I didn’t get paralyzed or eaten by a shark two biggest fears right there..anyway… I got laid a decent amount Inception Tangled Christmas was lovely Bioshock 2 my mom found love

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Watch

thedrivingforce: livingwithgingervitus: dumbledoreisabamf: This is the most beautiful video in the entire universe. This is too beautiful for words crying lmfao

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alphabetboy asked: You have the cutest pixie ears :O

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flyyyer asked: I LOVE YOU!
marrrrry meeee nextttt summmmmmmer
which would totally work for both of us :D
&you better not be in england while i'm in Nfield >:(

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flyyyer asked: hey kels
i'm missing you
:(

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alittledysfunctional asked: You are absolutely lovely, on the inside and out.
Your tumblr is one of my favorites. It contains so much fascinating and beautiful content. <3

Dec 31st

alittledysfunctional asked: You are absolutely lovely, on the inside and out.
Your tumblr is one of my favorites. It contains so much fascinating and beautiful content. <3

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alphabetboy asked: Hey Kels
You're beautiful
x

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I wonder how many strangers took a picture, with...

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earthiscrammedwithheaven asked: you have very good taste in quotes :)

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Pointless fact about me #21

I hit a boy over the head with my skateboard that was cheating on me. When the first whack didn’t send him completely down, I hit him again. That did it. :]

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