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That was the weirdest stomach flu I have ever had.

I had the 24-hour tummy bug and literally threw up every hour. As you can imagine there was nothing left after about an hour or two and TMI vomiting your stomach lining is not fun in case you didn’t know that.

Then I woke up just now and I’m totally fine. Weak and sore, yeah, but fine.

Wtf.