how not to get in my pants

  • be cocky
  • never smile
  • call me a “chick”
  • be ignorant
  • be close-minded
  • use the words “fag”, the n-word, “swag”, or any racial/politically incorrect slur
  • have bad hair
  • and ugly hands
  • forget my name after five minutes
  • grab at me
  • have bad breath
  • poke me
  • interrupt me every five seconds
  • call me “cute”
  • have a limited vocabulary
  • burp a lot
  • assume/expect things from me

  1. 5271 said: i say nigga from time to time. love me :c
  2. applecocaine posted this